What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:10
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
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Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service